Harrison

Harrison Friedlander August 8, 2009 Language Arts E

= __Dominating the World with Food__ = One day, 10,000 feet above NASA, a levitating pizza was in his flansion (floating mansion) brainstorming (with a brain made with a big portobello mushroom), of how to turn the world into a big pizza calzone. His minions (small slices of pizza with sardines for legs and arms) were dawdling with parts of a half made machine. The levitating pizza, whose name was Pizzer, yelled at his minions to stop making so much noise!


 * Meanwhile...**

Across the United States, 10,000 feet above the “other” NASA, there was a giant, levitating, piece of sushi (California roll) brainstorming (with a brain made of a ball of tuna) in his flansion, of how to turn the world into a giant piece of sushi. His minions (small pieces of sushi with crab sticks for arms and legs) were fiddling with parts of a half made machinery. The levitating piece of sushi, whose name was Susher, screamed at his minions to stop making an uproar!


 * Meanwhile...**

All the way around the world, people are walking around, driving cars, doing what people usually do, when all of a sudden a huge piece of pizza landed in Australia, covering it completely... But fortunately for the townspeople, the giant piece of pizza landed and stayed on top of the highest buildings in Australia. Then, at the same time as the pizza, a huge piece of sushi fell and landed on the other side of the world, but fortunately it landed sideways and squashed a city and a few million people... Back at the flansion in San Francisco...

Susher was thinking that he was the greatest villain of all times...

**Back at the flansion in Miami...**
Pizzer was thinking that he was the greatest villain of all times...

**Back on Earth (Miami)...**
Where the huge piece of pizza landed, all the people were scared to death. All of a sudden the people thought that the only way to get the pizza out of their city was to eat it, they ate all they could but it still wasn't enough, they had to keep eating. They brought out their secret weapon, 50 Sumo Wrestlers that were starving because they hadn’t eaten all day. Not very surprisingly, they ate the rest of the pizza. Back on Earth (San Francisco)...

Where the huge piece of sushi landed, all the people were horrified and were thinking of something to do about it. After about 8 hours the President (Obama) called the governor and scolded him about not calling him immediately, but also that he had come up with an idea of getting rid of the sushi, eating it. After all the people had had their share and couldn’t eat anymore (this city did not have a secret weapon). This city had another idea, go to all the knife-makers, and got them to work together to make a huge sushi knife to cut the rest of the sushi into little pieces and preserve it to give tot he poor when they are hungry, or split it up to give to the knife- makers for their good work (they haven’t decided yet.

Back at the flansion (Miami)...
Pizzer was relaxing in his pizza living room. He was eating some pizzas and watching some “Human T.V.” while his evil, tiny pizza minions were fidgeting with his extra machine parts and were making a floating track right outside the flansion and some others were making a few small metal airplanes that they could ride in (the track we so they could land their planes).

**Back at the flansion (San Francisco)...**
Susher was relaxing in his sushi living room eating little sushi rolls and watching “Human T.V.” while his tiny, evil minions were messing with extra parts from his machine. His minions were making a track while some others were making go-carts to go on the track.

**Back at the flansion (Miami)**
All of a sudden, Pizzer did a levitating jump and bumped his head on his “ceiling,” he just saw a huge piece of sushi in San Francisco on T.V. By instinct, he knew that pizzas natural enemies is sushi.

Back at the flansion (San Francisco)
Susher had just finished chugging a big liter of Coca-Cola and right when he finished he glanced at the T.V. and he saw a huge piece of pizza in Miami. By instinct, he knew that pizza is sushi's natural enemy. He was still savoring the last sip of Coca-Cola, but the thing on T.V. was so unexpected that the Coca-Cola came out of his nose and mouth.

Now, the airborne race is finally starting!
Pizzer’s minions were revving up their airplanes [propellers spinning] and were gearing up for the ultimate, best, most dangerous race in history! Pizzer was extremely excited and has been waiting for this moment for quite a while. He took his seat in the V.I.P lounge on the top of the flansion, which was a perfect view.

Now, the go-cart race is finally starting!
Susher’s minions were heating up the go-carts engines, they thought this would be the ultimate, best, most dangerous race in history! Susher has been waiting for this moment for a very long time.

Now, the real airborne race is about to start (the other one was to warm up and get the suspense out there)
Pizzer was so excited he was power levitating jumping all over the V.I.F (very important food) lounge and Pizzer’s minions were very excited that they were jumping up and down and laughing and peeing in their pants. There were 12 contestants out there and only one of them is going to go to their room with the grand prize (they all live in the flansion). 3, 2, 1 go! The judge shot the gun for the race to start...

__The next paragraph is rated PG for extreme annoyances, so if you are 18 or above do not go on, you will explode from the annoyance in this paragraph!__
Judges commentary: And #4 is in first place right now! But wait, #10 is catching up! Oh, look at #2, that speedy plane is extremely fast! Ouch! That must hurt, #5 just got knocked out of the race! Now all the racers are nearing the finish line! The intense moment is now starting! Everybody, hold your breath! This race is very exciting! For a very strange reason, this race is lasting a long, long, time (Pizzer is turning blue and purple)...! And the winner is... The tension has reached its peak! The winner is...! Just a bit more... Oh come on, just finish the race already! Oh, what a surprise! Its a tie between #’s 4, 10, and 12 [ding ding ding goes the bell]!

__Now, the real go-cart race is about to start (the other one was just to get the boringness out there)__
Susher was so excited about the race that he was dragging himself all around his M.U.F (most unimportant food) dump. His minions were so bored out of their tuna brains waiting for the contestants to get started.

The following paragraph is rated R for extreme boringness, so if you are 18 or younger you will die from reading this!
Judges Commentary: The time has finally come for the go-cart race to finally starting... Susher interrupts saying to just skip the commentary.

__Back to the normal story__
After seeing each others races on TV, they decided to have a meeting. They met at a place called Pushi, which is a restaurant that serves pizza and sushi.

Pizzer asked Susher if he wanted to work together. Susher said yes. They prepared their food and mixed their machines and they launched an attack on the world.

They launched the attack and it was chaos for about 10 seconds and then everything was squashed. After they removed all the food and everyone was dead, they started setting up a new civilization.

By: Harrison Friedlander