David

"We're ready sir, all bombs are in every country." said a soldier. "Alright, set the bomb right now." answered a cat, "Yes sir" the soldier set the time in the bomb and pressed start. 2 days, 23 hours, 59.3 minutes. "Finally, I can finally dominate the world! The world would be for the cats!"The soldier freaked out, "Wait a sec., so you were gonna destroy the world?! Not save the world?!" "Hell no my foolish soldier, you see, humans treat cats like pets, giving us disgusting food like cat cereal and rotten fish. Making us sleep outside with the freaking cold wind. Calling us cute or nasty! I have enough of this! I'm gonna destroy the humans including you!""Go ahead big brain." said the soldier, "I'll kill you first anyway." The soldier ended up in the floor.

New York City, NY. 4:30 PM

Po and David gets back from school. Po: What hw's do we have? David: HW's? You mean homework? Po: yeah. David: We have a lot. Math, history, science, and more math. They go inside.

Taipei, Taiwan. 12:00AM

"We need new agents sir, all of our agents failed this mission!" shouted a commander. "Take a chill pill bud. I already have my agents." "And who are they?""You'll see." They entered a room with bunch of people sitting."Good morning my friends and colleagues. As you all know we lost our last agent doing the "Osama bin Cattycat mission". Now I'll tell you who are going to finish this mission." the boss opened a document and pointed at two kids, "These two kids would save our world.""Kids?! You gotta be kidding me! That's insane!" argued a person."I disagree with that sir." answered the boss. "What?!" shouted the person, "Why would you disagree?! You know that kids can't do anything like this and they don't even know how to do it!""Let it slide mi amigo," said the boss, "we'll see what happens.

New York City, NY. 9:00 PM David: Ah god, I hate math, it's so hard and boring. Po: Yeah I know, I'm stuck at question #23. David: Same here. Let's skip that question, we'll ask the teacher if he can help us. Po: Nice, I like yo thinking. David: That was nothin'. (grabs 2 cans of Coca-cola) Want one? Po: Ya sure.

Takes a sip and continues to do homework.

Some kinds of flying ship like a UFO arrives and a robotic man comes. David: What the fuck, who the hell are you and what do you want? Robotic man: Greetings my friend, my name is... David (interrupts): You ain't calling me friend. Po: Yeah man, what do you want from us? Robotic man: Can't we introduce ourselves first? David: What for? Robotic man: To know each other and then we can argue 'bout stuff. My name is Elginald and lets go on to you (points at David) David: What? Elginald: Introduce yourself. David: Why don't you? Elginald: I just did weren't you listening? David: No, look I'm not doing this shit just tell us what you want. Elginald: Come with me, both of you.

All three of them went up to the airship.

Elginald: Were your seatbelts, we're going 100 miles per hour to Taipei, Taiwan. David: What?! You're taking us to a whole new world?! Po: No you genius he's taking us to Asia, where asians are dumb, not good lookin', and they all look the same. David (mumbling): You racist, I'll rip your guts and smash them to pieces of O2 particles.

Po: So why are you taking us to Taiwan?

Elginald: I'll tell you what I know. You see, because all of our agents in the W.H.O.P.A (World Helping Our People Agency) failed our hardest mission, the Osama bin Cattycat mission, we needed someone to complete this mission. David: So you're telling us to do that? Elginald: I'm not done talking yet. As I said, we needed someone to finish this mission so we found some extremely good junior agents, and both of you are one of the best ones we have in our Jr. Agent Camp. You remember that camp? Po: No idea what you're talking. David: Yeah I remember that, it was last summer. (Talks to Po) Who's the genius now? Po: My cat is. David: You have a cat? Po: Used to, sadly he went away. David: What's his name? Po: Don't ask me that, that just hurts my feelings badly. Elginald: So yeah that's why I'm bringing you guys to Taipei. Taipei, Taiwan. 1:00 AMThey arrived at a Huge building with about 101 floors. David: Holy shit, this building's tall. Elginald: Follow me. They followed Elginald, entered the entrance, went to the elevator, arrived at the 101 floor, and went in to the dark conference room. Boss: Hello David Li, Po Pajarito. Po: 'Sup? David: So why'd you bring us here? Boss: As Elginald said... David: Wait a sec. how did you... Boss: Do not interrupt me you foolish person!! All silence... Boss:As Elginald said, you're here to do the Osama bin CattyCat mission with some other teenagers like you guys. David (raises his hand): May I talk sir? Boss: Yes, go ahead. David: How did you know that Elginald told us why we are here? Boss: Good question, you see, Elginald looks like a human but he is actually a robot. Po: This reminds me of the show Aaron Stone. David (knocks Po's head): Genius, this is totally different than Aaron Stone. Stop watching those kiddy shows man. Boss: As I was saying, you will be helping us to finish the Osama bin CattyCat mission with other people that are the same age as you are. You'll be starting tomorrow. David: And what will we do when we finish? Boss: We'll sent you back home. Elginald, stop the time now. Elginald: Yes sir. (turns on the time stopping machine) Boss: We'll stop the time so that you both have time to do your homework after the mission. David and Po goes outside. Po: Great, this is insane! We're here in another world doing some stupid shit! David: 2 things. First of all, we're not in another world you Einstein we're in Asia. Second, stop whining you baby grow up man. Po: Tsk, let's go back in.

END OF PART 1...